Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the big angel say to the little angel?
Halo there!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball!