What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter "g"!
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks