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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter "g"!


Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.


Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language


What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers


What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot


How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey


Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside


Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks






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Rose112
Wednesday 05 November at 6:35 PM , by Rose112
why did the banana go to the doctors
because he was not peeling well!

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