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Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul



Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria. 



What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream. 



What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!



What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine"



What type of monster really loves dance music?
The boogieman! 



Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.




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