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Why does a witch ride a broom?
The Vacuum cleaner's poweer is cord it too short.



What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.



Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.



Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend



Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos



What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound



What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!



Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy





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