How much did the Mayflower weigh?A Puri-TON
Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
Why was Plymouth Rock so brave?It was a little boulder.
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"The first time they heard America sneeze!
What do you call the dirt on a Pilgrim's hands?Pilgrime!
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?It hugged the shore
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?On their feet!
Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?He wanted a light snack!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?Pilgrims!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?Their AGE
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?Plymouth Rock
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?To keep his wigwam
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?He had an arrow escape
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Tuesday September, 23, 2014 at 11:01 PM