Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
Why do pigs never recover from illness?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them!
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
A road hog!
What do you call sheep that live together?
What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator!
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!
What's a cows favorite vegetable?