What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!

What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don't know!

Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green!