When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
What cat discovered America?
Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Eight feather dusters!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?