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What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing Wing


How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.


Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.


What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!


What's a turkey's favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"


What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.


Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!


What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!


How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.


Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!


What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!


What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside


What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!


Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.


Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all


What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving




 


 

 
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