What goes: now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Snow use – I've forgotten my name again!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas one has no L (noel)!
What do you have in December that's not in any other month?
The letter D!
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decemberrrr!
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
What's impossible to overtake at Christmas?
The three wide men!