Halloween ghost jokes

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license. 

Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line. 

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty. 

What kind of makeup do goblins  wear?
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