Why didn't Dracula get married? He never met a nice GhoulWhere does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? Whipped scream. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap! What song does Dracula hate? "You Are My Sunshine" What type of monster really loves dance music? The boogieman! Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere where he can boo-gie.