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How do monsters like their eggs?
Terror fried.



MONSTER WIFE: I don't know what to make of my husband.
FRIEND: How about a hotpot? What is a monster's favourite drink?
Demonade.



What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.





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