Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?
'Great! That was just what I needed.'
What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire and a coven of witches?
Keep your fingers crossed that it's a fancy dress party
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