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King Kong

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow.

 

 

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