Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
Because it ran out of cluck!
What happened when the chicken ate cement?
She laid a sidewalk!
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket!
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck!
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death!