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How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts!
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear!
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place!
What do polo bears have for lunch?
Ice burger!
What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?
Tagliateddy!
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have 'the' as their middle names!
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice!
Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
What is a bear's favorite drink?
Koka-Koala!
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!
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