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heres some jokes i hope you think there funny!

1.what did the lady worm say 2 the man worm when he was late getting home?

(1)where in the earth have you been?

2.what kind of pole is short and floppy?

(2)a tadpole!

3.why do mice need oiling?

(3)because they sqeak!!

4.what is a mouses favorite game?

(4)hide and sqeak!!!

5.what did the cleen dog say to the insect?

(5)long time no FLEA!!!

6.how do fireflys start a race?  

(6)ready seat glow!!

7.why did boy through butter out the window?

(7)he wanted to see a butter fly!!

i hope you liked them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!